Van Halen (up to 1984) |
Celebrities that publicly fall
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| Bad news for the royal family |
| Tormenting cats |
| Borg episodes of star trek |
| Steam trains |
| Laughing at football fans crying |
| Watching lottery winners blowing it all |
| procrastination |
| Boris Johnson making outlandish statements |
| Plucking nasal hair |
| Eating all the chocolate before my partner gets in |
| Googling my own name |
| First person shoot ‘em ups |
| Making false etymologies |
| Hiding rubbish |
| Busby Berkley musicals |
Arguing the toss (even if I agree with the first decision) |
| Moving objects around on other peoples mantle pieces |
| Farting loudly |
| Changing the language on electronic gadgets to Greek |
| Sabotaging vacuum cleaners |
Speaking on the telephone in my underwear |
| Thinking of believable excuses for not doing the washing up |
| Arranging CD’s alphabetically |
| Rearranging CD’s by genre |
| Rearranging CD’s alphabetically |
| Giving neighbours nicknames only known to me |
| Drawing facial hair on photos in newspapers that have yet to be read by anyone |
| Placing kitsch objects in fashionable minimal places |
| Shouting random numbers between 1 and 9 when someone is doing suduko |
| Photoshoping facial features of family and friends |
| War films with proper English accents |
| Counting the penny jar |
| Pictures of old boats |
| Daydreaming about anything |
| Wearing brown and blue |
| Episodes 4 5 & 6 |
| Selling random useless objects on e-bay |
| Suggesting Emily Pankhurst was, in fact, the first drag queen |
| Watching Jeremy Kyle & Trisha |
| Erasing things from lists |
| Correcting American spelling |
| Glen A Larson productions on Saturday afternoons |
| Morris dancing |
| Looking up rude words in translation dictionaries |
| Ear wigging pointless conversations on public transport |
| Country and western |
| Drawing on windows with condensation |
| Telling door-to-door salesmen to go away in a very impolite manner |
| Operatic heavy metal singers |
| Pushing free papers back thru the letterbox |
| Getting a parking space in front of a neighbours house |
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